Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Monday, March 8, 2010

Obligatory Oscar Post

Reason I am glad Avatar lost for best picture:





Up totally deserved best animated picture though.



More honest movie posters
here.

Avatar/Pocahontas script found
here.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Cheesy Film About Krakens

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Saturday, February 27, 2010

He's just a wild and crazy guy!




the funniest part is:

In February 1987, the U.S. Attorney for the District of New Jerseycommenced a federal grand jury investigation into the warranty billing practices of Crazy Eddie. In September of that year, the United States Securities and Exchange Commission initiated an investigation into alleged violations of federal securities laws by certain Crazy Eddie officers and employees. Eddie Antar was eventually charged with a series of crimes.
 (quote originally found HERE on wikipedia)

Saturday, February 20, 2010

wowowowowowwowowowow

to quote BUZZFEED (where i found the link):
"You've never heard next-level rhymes like these before."


(ps just watch it all the way through. it gets better and better.) 

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

He misspelled Kraken but oh well I like the sentiment



(519): When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.

Original text from Texts From Last Night.


Zipper pic found here.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Clash Of The Kraken: Krakens Will Clash.

Look at this fucking SCARY kraken.
























The movie is called Clash Of The Titans, and is one of those few and wonderful movies in which a character gets to yell, "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

Bonus fact: It's Liam Neeson.

Proof is here -


Original pic found here.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Tuesday, February 2, 2010